Monkey Bread

http://smittenkitchen.com/2010/02/monkey-bread-with-cream-cheese-glaze/

http://smittenkitchen.com/2010/02/monkey-bread-with-cream-cheese-glaze/

I had never heard of Monkey Bread before reading Smitten Kitchen’s recipe, and now I’m OBSESSED. Think about making it all the time. Maybe because of the cream cheese frosting? Entirely because of the cream cheese frosting? Maybe because of the cinnamon roll-esque balls of bready goodness dipped in brown sugar and cinnamon? Entirely because of the cinnamon roll-esque balls of bready goodness dipped in brown sugar and cinnamon?

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http://smittenkitchen.com/2010/02/monkey-bread-with-cream-cheese-glaze/

It’s hard to say.

Unfortunately, I haven’t had a few hours to make Monkey Bread yet, so in lieu of tasting it myself I thought I’d let you all know about it. You know, in case you’re looking for a dessert that takes a lot of rising time and hands-on time. I think I might make it for my happiness group this weekend.

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Dad’s Rhubarb Pie

Rhubarb pie is my dad’s favorite dessert, and I made it for his birthday this year.  It has to be ONLY rhubarb – none of this hyphenated craziness with strawberries or raspberries – and it has to be only very lightly sweetened, and most importantly, it has to be eaten cold.  Not room temp.  Cold.

I don’t know where or how my dad discovered the perfect flavor that the cold lends the tart rhubarb, but I have to agree that it works unbelievably well.  It’s also impossible to find a cold tart rhubarb pie anywhere, so if you want one, you have to make it yourself.

A note on choosing rhubarb: look for ripe red rhubarb that’s firm.  Don’t bother with limp rhubarb.  If you can only find greenish rhubarb, that’s fine; just add about a quarter cup more sugar to the pie.  Wash the rhubarb stalks with cold water to remove any dirt, and cut off and discard the ends.

Chop the rhubarb so all the pieces are of roughly equal size, about half an inch long.

Now you’re ready to make the pie!


Rhubarb Pie

  • One double pie crust (I’m still working on my recipe, so I’m afraid I’m no help in this department yet)
  • 4-5 cups chopped rhubarb, cut in roughly half-inch pieces
  • a little less than 1 cup granulated sugar (just estimate roughly 1/8 cup less)
  • 6 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • zest of a small lemon
  • 1 tablespoon butter, cut up into small pats

Preheat oven to 450 degrees F.  Roll out pie crust and place in pie plate.

Combine sugar, flour and cinnamon.  Sprinkle 1/4 of it over pastry in the bottom of the pie plate.  Heap rhubarb over this mixture.  Zest the lemon evenly over the rhubarb.  Sprinkle with the remaining sugar and flour mixture.  Dot with small pieces of butter.  Cover with top crust and affix any extra decorations with either an egg wash (one beaten egg mixed with a tablespoon of water) or if you’re lazy like me, just a little water.

Place pie on lowest rack in over.  Bake for 15 minutes.  Reduce oven temperature to 350 degrees F, and continue baking for 40 to 45 minutes.  Let cool at room temperature for at least half an hour (preferably longer), then refrigerate until cold.

Eat standing over the pie plate at the counter because it’s SO good that a fork just seems superfluous.

S’mores in the City

I’m so lucky that I have a wonderful friend with an apartment in the middle of New York City – with a working fireplace.

photo-5That’s right, kids. Real logs and everything. And she used it to throw an intimate s’mores party! If you have a fire source of some kind, I highly recommend it.

photo-6Instead of graham crackers, she used thin ginger cookies and they were purrrrrfect. I can never go back to normal grahams again.

photo-7For extra yumminess, pair the s’mores with White Russians (or as The Dude calls them, Caucasians). I make them with skim milk instead of half-and-half, and just a touch of vodka.

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All we could talk about was how the fire made the party. Something about staring into it makes you feel like there’s a purpose to you being there.

Oscars Party

What are the Oscars without friends to shout at the screen with you when someone wears rosettes that look like they’re copping a feel? No fun at all, obviously. Lucky for me some friends got decked out in jeans and jewels (it was a casual gathering, yet with a nod to Oscar) and came to yell at Charlize Theron with me. I mean really? (with Seth and Amy). REALLY?

By Jason Merritt, Getty Images

By Jason Merritt, Getty Images

So it was a fun time.

By the way, I love love love the Fug Girls for the red carpet rundown. Check them out, if you haven’t already.

Anyway, back to the shindig: I made two kinds of tea sandwiches, lemon cookiesmy skinny margaritas and a grapefruit champagne cocktail that knocked me on the floor because it was SO tasty that I couldn’t stop myself. So tasty that I forgot to take a photo of it, even as I announced to everyone in earshot how good it was and how it was definitely going on BB&B in the morning. So tasty that I didn’t wake up in time to write this post before morning class and am now posting it well into the afternoon and frankly Ithinkwe’veallbeentheresothere. OKAY?

Raspberries on lemon cookies

Raspberries on lemon cookies

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The spread

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Raspberry-Lime Skinny Margaritas

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I’ve been trying to invent a margarita that doesn’t have any real sugar and actually tastes good. It’s been so tough, guys: I’ve been working on it and working on it . . . and working, and working some more because you really never know when a little tweak will make a drink far better and the only way to know is to taste every single test cocktail multiple times. Quality control is serious here at BB&B. Don’t let anyone ever tell you throwing parties isn’t terribly hard work.

Lime juice is stultifyingly sour, and there’s no way around needing a sweetener if this drink is going to taste good. I used Splenda as the sweetener, but please use Stevia or Equal or whatever your sugar substitute of choice is – or if you want a little real stuff, go for the honey or agave syrup. Whatever you like best.

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Furthermore, if you’re a regular follower you know that I like cocktails stiff and tart. I used 2 teaspoons of Splenda in mine, and it made for a tart drink but still very quaffable. If you prefer sweeter cocktails, start with 3 teaspoons and keep adding until it tastes ridiculously yummy to you.

Raspberry-Lime Skinny Margaritas

  • 4 raspberries
  • 2-5 teaspoons Splenda
  • juice from 1 lime
  • 2 ounces (1 shot glass) good silver tequila
  • 4 ounces (2 shot glasses) sparkling water

Place raspberries in a sturdy-bottomed glass and add the Splenda. Muddle together with a muddler or the back of a spoon.

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Add lime juice, tequila and sparkling water and mix thoroughly. Pour into a pretty glass, if you like that sort of thing, and enjoy.

Buttermilk Oatmeal Farls

A farl, according to Merriam-Webster, is an oatmeal or wheat flour thin triangular cake from Scotland. Torrey posted this recipe and I made it for a healthy breakfast when my dad was visiting. There’s nothing sweet in the recipe, so honestly I wasn’t expecting a lot, but I knew if Torrey liked it it had to be good so I ventured forth.

Aside: I have discovered that I LOVE BUTTERMILK. That is all.

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The farls came out thick, soft, crispy on the outside, and with a lovely flavor that really doesn’t need anything changed. The buttermilk did its work well! These would be perfect for simple and healthy breakfast entertaining. Just cut into triangles and put out all sorts of garnishes: butter, jam, soft cheeses, yogurt, honey, maple syrup, nutella, marmalade, clotted cream, some fruits.

I served them with butter and jam, and later, ate them with a soft Brie-like cheese and cured meats. Then I left town for a week, and when I came back they were still moist! Amazing. I dipped a piece in greek yogurt for a tangy snack. In other words, I highly recommend with anything you can think of.

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Blueberry Bourbon Cocktail

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Rummaging around in my mom’s fridge can yield some interesting things that I don’t usually buy when planning a dinner party – like Just Blueberry juice.

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Which I promptly mixed with whiskey and discovered that the powerful flavor of the juice melds really surprisingly well with the strong flavor of the bourbon. I added a little maple syrup to sweeten it up, and WOW. Gorgeous drink! And so easy.

I can’t wait to make this for a dinner party that’s blue- or purple-themed! It’s so simple that I can stir up a pitcher of them before guests arrive in about a minute, and it’s strong enough to satisfy those who like that sort of thing while sweet enough to satisfy those with a sweet tooth.

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A Blueberry Bourbon Cocktail as easy as 1-2-3

  • one part maple syrup
  • two parts bourbon or whiskey
  • three parts pure blueberry juice

Mix thoroughly by either shaking or stirring with ice. Pour and garnish with floating blueberries to make it look pretty.

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